party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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