so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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