let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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