We got so high we made milksteak
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
My vagina just clenched in fear
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