I'm really into asian looking animals
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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