I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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