he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How does one acquire holy water?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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