Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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