Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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