Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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