Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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