great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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