Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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