Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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