Non-Jews are for practice
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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