lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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