If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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