doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My ass is underappreciated
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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