her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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