I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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