The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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