Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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