So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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