oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You work out of a Hotel?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
