at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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