you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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