I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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