is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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