remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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