I don't think brook has ever known best
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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