His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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