I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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