we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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