somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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