Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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