Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
