watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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