You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize