Nicole vs. Life
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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