what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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