I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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