FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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