he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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