i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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