are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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