Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i now understand why vodka
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