Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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