the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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