oh god the rape fog is back!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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