he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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