I think I died a long time ago.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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