I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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