is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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